madddog

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A lousy nobody who can't even manage to be average. They're like a broken toaster that doesn't even make toast.

My cousin is a madddog. He failed math and still thinks he's a genius.

This guy tried to start a band. Now he just plays alone in his mom's basement.

She said she'd be rich by 25. Now she's still wearing her high school hoodie.

A human version of a doorknob, useless and stuck in one place. They don't even try to be good at anything.

My neighbor is a madddog. He tried to grow a beard. Now it looks like a failed science experiment.

That guy tried to be a chef. He burned the soup and cried.

She said she'd be famous. Now she's still posting selfies on the internet.

A person who can't even be annoying properly. They're like a bad joke that no one wants to hear.

My brother is a madddog. He tried to be a rapper. Now he just sings in the shower and no one listens.

That kid tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and tripped over a dog.

He said he'd be a millionaire. Now he's still broke and living with his mom.

A person who's so bad at everything, even their failures are boring. They're like a pizza that doesn’t even have cheese.

My teacher called me a madddog. I failed the test and still think I was right.

This guy tried to be a gym rat. Now he just sits on the bench and eats chips.

She tried to be a queen. Now she's just a guy who wears a crown in a video.

A person who can't even be lazy properly. They're like a broken clock that doesn’t even tell time.

My dad is a madddog. He tried to be a businessman. Now he just works at a gas station and still owes money.

That kid tried to be a magician. Now he just pulls a rabbit out of a hat and it’s just a cat.

He said he'd be cool. Now he just wears a hat and stares at the wall.