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when you ate my cake and it was so dirty it made your brain explode
I saw your face when you bit into that cake. It was like you died.
Your tongue was covered in mold. I almost cried.
You ate my cake and now I hate you more than math.
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when you took one bite of my cake and it was like a war broke out in your mouth
You screamed like I killed your pet goldfish.
You threw the cake at me. It hit me in the face.
I heard you yelling from the next room.
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when your tongue turned green and you started crying over my cake
You cried so hard you woke up my mom.
Your tongue looked like it was poisoned.
You said you’d never eat cake again.