maddaus

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A loud yell you scream when you kick the living hell out of someone's face and they fall over like a sack of potatoes.

Maddaus! I just watched him score a goal by kicking the goalie's nuts!

Maddaus! That kid got tackled so hard he went flying into the stands!

Maddaus! I heard that from the other side of the field!

What you shout when you absolutely obliterate someone’s chances of winning, like you just kicked their dreams into the goal net.

Maddaus! I saw that goal and I literally laughed out loud!

Maddaus! He scored between the goalie’s legs and I was like, 'That’s not even fair!'

Maddaus! I texted my mom and she was like, 'What's going on?' I said, 'Maddaus!'

A wild cry you make when you beat someone so bad, you think they’re going to cry or run away.

Maddaus! He scored and I was like, 'That’s the best goal I’ve ever seen!'

Maddaus! I was in the stands and I screamed it so loud, the referee turned around!

Maddaus! I said it after the goalie got tackled and the ball went in like it had a mind of its own!

The sound of pure joy you make when you kick someone’s butt so hard, the whole field hears you.

Maddaus! He scored and I was like, 'That’s the best goal of the whole game!'

Maddaus! I heard it from the other team’s bench and I was like, 'Oh no, that’s bad!'

Maddaus! I said it so loud, the goalie turned around and looked at me like I was crazy!

What you yell when you absolutely crush someone’s hopes of winning, like you just kicked their dreams into the goal net.

Maddaus! He scored and I was like, 'That’s the best goal I’ve seen all year!'

Maddaus! I screamed it so loud, the other team’s coach was like, 'What the hell was that?'

Maddaus! I said it after the goalie got tackled and the ball went in like it had a mind of its own!