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#shy weirdo#glitter lover#joke machine

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She’s a shy weirdo who turns into a loudmouth once she likes you. She’s got a soft spot for glitter and anything shiny. She’ll stick with you through hell if you’re loyal, but she’ll also laugh at your dumb jokes until she cries.
She DM’d me, 'I like you, but only if you promise to never stop making bad puns.'
She showed up to my birthday in full sparkle gear and cried when I gave her a gift.
She sat with me during lunch and laughed at my stupid dad jokes for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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She’s a quiet weirdo who turns into a loud weirdo once you’re friends. She’s got a heart of gold and loves anything that sparkles. She’ll be your best friend forever if you’re cool, but she’ll also mock you for your bad decisions.
She texted me, 'You’re the best friend ever. Also, your life choices are trash.'
She showed up to my concert in a glitter suit and cried because I gave her a stupid gift.
She sat with me during class and mocked my bad math test for 20 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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She’s a shy weirdo who becomes a loud weirdo once you’re friends. She’s got a heart of gold and loves glitter. She’ll be your best friend forever if you’re cool, but she’ll also laugh at your dumb jokes until you cry.
She sent me a message, 'You’re cool. Also, your jokes are terrible.'
She showed up to my party in full glitter mode and cried because I gave her a dumb gift.
She sat with me during lunch and laughed at my dumb jokes for 15 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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She’s a quiet weirdo who becomes a loud weirdo once you’re friends. She’s got a heart of gold and loves anything that sparkles. She’ll stick with you through hell if you’re cool, but she’ll also laugh at your dumb jokes until you cry.
She texted me, 'You’re the best friend ever. Also, your jokes are terrible.'
She showed up to my party in a glitter suit and cried because I gave her a dumb gift.
She sat with me during lunch and laughed at my dumb jokes for 20 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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She’s a shy weirdo who turns into a loud weirdo once she likes you. She’s got a heart of gold and loves anything that sparkles. She’ll be your best friend forever if you’re cool, but she’ll also mock you for your dumb life choices.
She DM’d me, 'You’re cool. Also, your life choices are trash.'
She showed up to my concert in full glitter gear and cried because I gave her a dumb gift.
She sat with me during class and mocked my bad math test for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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She’s a quiet weirdo who becomes a loud weirdo once you’re friends. She’s got a heart of gold and loves glitter. She’ll stick with you through hell if you’re loyal, but she’ll also laugh at your dumb jokes until you cry.
She texted me, 'You’re the best friend ever. Also, your jokes are terrible.'
She showed up to my party in a glitter suit and cried because I gave her a dumb gift.
She sat with me during lunch and laughed at my dumb jokes for 15 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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