maddart

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a smelly dog who thinks it's a king and smells like a gym sock
My cousin's dog is a maddart. It barks at the mailman like he stole its lunch.
That maddart ran through my grandma's garden and left a trail of snot.
I saw a maddart on the bus. It sat there like it owned the seat and stank up the whole bus.
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a dog with a face like a mud pie and a breath that could melt steel
The maddart at the park chased my mom's cat and then sneezed in my face.
My neighbor's maddart came into my house and ate my pizza like it was a crime.
That maddart stared at me like it was going to poop on my shoes.
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a dog that looks like it rolled in garbage and then asked for a second opinion
That maddart ran into the lake and came out looking like a soggy sock.
My friend's maddart sat on my lap and smelled like a hot dog stand in summer.
The maddart barked at the moon like it was a rival and then sneezed at me.
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