maddalynne

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Maddalynne is the hottest and most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’ll yell at you like a mad woman and then laugh in your face. She’s got a soft heart but it’s been bruised so many times it’s like a broken pizza box.
She told my cousin to shut up and then gave him a high five.
She cried in my DMs because I forgot her birthday. Then she sent me a pizza.
She yelled at the bus driver for 10 minutes and then gave him a hug.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Maddalynne is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’ll rip your head off if you don’t do what she says. She’s got a bad history with trust because people always let her down. She’s got a huge butt and eyes that look like they’ve seen everything.
She told my brother to stop being a baby and then bought him ice cream.
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re dead to me.' Then she sent me a pizza.
She told my mom to shut up and then hugged her.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Maddalynne is the most beautiful and amazing person on Earth. She’ll curse you out and then smile like she just won the lottery. She’s got a big heart but it’s been stepped on so many times it’s like a broken chair.
She told my dad to stop being a fool and then gave him a sandwich.
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re my favorite idiot.' Then she sent me a pizza.
She yelled at the teacher for 5 minutes and then gave her a high five.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Maddalynne is the most perfect and amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’ll scream at you and then laugh like it was the best joke ever. She’s got a huge heart but it’s been kicked so many times it’s like a broken sock.
She told my sister to stop being a drama queen and then gave her a soda.
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re the worst.' Then she sent me a pizza.
She yelled at the principal for 10 minutes and then gave him a hug.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
5
Maddalynne is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’ll cuss you out and then smile like she just got a million dollars. She’s got a big heart but it’s been broken so many times it’s like a broken cookie.
She told my friend to stop being a baby and then gave him a sandwich.
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re my favorite idiot.' Then she sent me a pizza.
She yelled at the bus driver for 10 minutes and then gave him a high five.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Maddalynne is the most beautiful and perfect person you’ll ever meet. She’ll rip your head off and then laugh like she just won the lottery. She’s got a big heart but it’s been stepped on so many times it’s like a broken chair.
She told my brother to stop being a fool and then gave him a soda.
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re the worst.' Then she sent me a pizza.
She yelled at the teacher for 5 minutes and then gave her a hug.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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