Maddak

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He looks like a guy who just walked out of a gym and a bar fight. He’s got the charm of a snake and the patience of a toddler. He’s got a soft side but don’t let him know that.
He winked at me like he was trying to seduce my dog.
He got into a bet about who could drink more beer and won by passing out.
He told my crush I was ‘not the type’ and then asked for my number.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s got the face of a superhero and the personality of a wise guy. He can be shy but once he talks he’s got the confidence of a king. He’s got a wild side but still remembers to pay his bills.
He asked my friend if she wanted to ‘get coffee’ and then stole her wallet.
He tried to pick up my teacher and ended up in the principal’s office.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ when he kissed my best friend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who can make a girl blush with a smile and a swear word. He’s got the body of a wrestler and the brain of a jokester. He’s got a stubborn side but he’s got your back.
He told my crush he was ‘just being polite’ when he took her to the prom.
He got into a fight with a guy over who was ‘more handsome’ and ended up winning.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ when he stole my lunch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s got the looks of a movie star and the attitude of a troublemaker. He’s got the brains of a smart kid and the heart of a friend. He can be a bit of a mess but he always comes through.
He told my crush he was ‘just being honest’ when he called her ugly.
He got into a bet about who could eat more pizza and ended up eating the whole box.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ when he took my crush to the movies.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s got the charm of a rock star and the body of a wrestler. He’s got the brain of a smart kid and the heart of a loyal friend. He can be a bit of a pain but he’s always there for you.
He told my crush he was ‘just being cool’ when he took her to the mall.
He got into a fight with my teacher and ended up getting detention.
He said he was ‘just being friendly’ when he stole my crush’s phone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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