maddafucker

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A person who yells like a lunatic over anything that isn't even worth it.
Why is the coffee machine broken? I'm gonna kill the whole office!
The printer ran out of paper. I'm gonna scream until the building collapses.
My toast is burnt. I'm gonna throw my shoe at the wall.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Someone who loses their mind because of tiny problems that don't even matter.
The light flickered. I'm gonna get a headache and blame you.
My coworker said hello. I'm gonna start a fight.
My phone died. I'm gonna cry in the corner.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who screams at the top of their lungs for no good reason whatsoever.
I saw a spider. I screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
My coffee was cold. I yelled at the barista like they owed me money.
My sock didn't match. I threw a tantrum in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who explodes in anger because of nonsense that’s barely worth noticing.
The traffic light changed. I cursed the whole city.
My sandwich had pickles. I yelled at the lunch lady.
My chair was uncomfortable. I kicked the wall.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Someone who goes absolutely wild over the smallest of things that don’t even matter.
The coffee was too hot. I took it away from the barista and ran.
My pen ran out of ink. I cried in the breakroom.
My keyboard had a typo. I screamed at the computer.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who gets so angry about nothing that they make everyone else angry too.
The coffee wasn’t good enough. I yelled at the whole office.
My desk was messy. I screamed at my coworker.
I saw a smudge on the window. I got into a fight with the janitor.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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