madd666

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A wrinkled old idiot who yells at people who are actually better than him.
My boss called me a madd666 in front of the whole team. I just smiled and said 'I'll be here all week.'
He tried to explain the internet to me. I called him a madd666 and walked out.
He sent me a DM: 'You're not the boss of me!' I replied: 'You're not even the boss of yourself.'
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An old man who thinks he's still cool but keeps messing things up.
He tried to fix my computer. Now it's broken and he's mad.
He tried to start a trend. It ended with him crying in the lobby.
He told me I was a failure. I told him I was a failure who still had a job.
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A senile man who yells at people for no reason and then cries.
He yelled at me for taking five minutes to answer his call. Then he cried.
He screamed at the printer like it was his enemy. The printer didn't care.
He called me a madd666. I called him a crybaby. He cried harder.
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A grumpy old man who thinks he's still in charge but everyone else knows he's not.
He tried to fire me. I told him I was still working for the company. He didn't get it.
He called me a madd666. I said he was a madd666 squared.
He told me I was lazy. I told him I was just waiting for him to cry.
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A confused old man who yells at people who are actually better than him.
He yelled at me for being better at my job. I just nodded and said 'Thank you.'
He tried to explain the cloud. I called him a madd666 and left.
He asked me if I was a robot. I said no. He cried.
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An old man who yells at people who are actually smarter and cooler than him.
He tried to explain TikTok to me. I called him a madd666 and left.
He screamed at the coffee machine. It didn't respond. He cried.
He told me I was a failure. I told him he was a failure who still had a job.
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