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when someone is so good at something they make it look easy and everyone else looks like a clumsy fool.
My math teacher can solve equations in seconds. I still need a calculator and a dictionary.
That guy at the basketball court makes it look like he's playing with toys. I'm sweating like I ran a marathon.
She writes songs in her head and sings them out loud. I can't even remember my own phone number.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when someone is so good at something they could beat a robot in a talent show and still win.
He can draw a dragon in one breath. I can't even draw a stick figure without making it look sad.
That kid can juggle seven balls at once. I dropped two and cried.
She can rap better than my dog. My dog just barks at me.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when someone is so good at something they could teach a baby to do it and the baby would still be better than me.
My uncle can fix a car with just a wrench and a curse. I still need a manual and a miracle.
That girl can dance like she’s on fire. I trip over my own feet and call it a style.
He can cook a full meal in ten minutes. I burn water and call it soup.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when someone is so good at something they could make a monkey blush and still win.
That guy can play the piano with his feet. I can barely press the right button.
She can sing so well, even my grandma stopped humming.
He can build a treehouse in an hour. I took all day and still made it look like a tent.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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when someone is so good at something they could make a king jealous and still win.
My cousin can write a book in one night. I can barely write a text without spelling mistakes.
That kid can act like he’s been in a million movies. I still get nervous on stage.
She can paint a masterpiece with just one hand. I can’t even draw a straight line.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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