madd nuttz

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1
so good you think you’re in heaven, but then you realize you’re just high and your pants are on fire.
I ate three pizzas and now I’m madd nuttz.
My dog just stole my sandwich and now I’m madd nuttz.
I passed my math test and now I’m madd nuttz.
2
when you’re so lit you could punch a wall and the wall would apologize.
I drank seven sodas and now I’m madd nuttz.
My mom yelled at me and now I’m madd nuttz.
I just won a bet and now I’m madd nuttz.
3
you’re so awesome you could make a king cry and he’d still give you his crown.
I got a 100 on my test and now I’m madd nuttz.
I beat my brother at video games and now I’m madd nuttz.
I just ate a whole cake and now I’m madd nuttz.
4
you’re so good you could make a saint blush and he’d still give you his halo.
I just got a new toy and now I’m madd nuttz.
I skipped school and now I’m madd nuttz.
I just got a pet rat and now I’m madd nuttz.
5
you’re so cool you could freeze hell and it would still try to flirt with you.
I just got a new phone and now I’m madd nuttz.
I just beat my dad at chess and now I’m madd nuttz.
I just got a gold star and now I’m madd nuttz.
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