Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word for something so gross it makes your brain want to quit and your stomach want to go on strike

I saw that pizza and my brain instantly checked out

That soup looked like it was made from a dead raccoon's tears

He ate the last slice and now I'm haunted by his choices

2

Something so bad it makes your insides scream and your outsides want to cry

That meatball was the worst thing I've ever seen

I took one bite and my soul ran away

She brought a sandwich that looked like it was made from a sock

3

A thing so ugly and gross it makes you want to throw up and also start a fire

That cake looked like it had been hit by a truck

The coffee tasted like it was brewed in a sewer

He wore a shirt that was covered in mold and regret

4

Something so bad it could make a dog turn into a vampire just to get away from it

That cheese was like a nightmare come to life

The cereal had more dirt than sugar

His breath smelled like he had been in a trash can for a week

5

A thing so bad it makes your brain shut down and your stomach do a happy dance

I took one look at that food and my brain instantly left

That yogurt was like a horror movie for your mouth

He ate it and now I'm forever haunted by his bravery