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Something so funny it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like a gym sock.
My dog tried to eat my homework. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My teacher told a joke about math. I died laughing and got sent to the principal's office.
My friend told a joke about pizza. I laughed so hard my mom called the hospital.
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A joke so good it could make a saint cry and a monster smile.
My uncle told a joke about his ex. My aunt fainted and my cousin cried.
My friend's joke about cats was so good I got a tattoo of a cat.
My teacher told a joke about homework. The whole class started a riot.
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A punchline so strong it could knock out a bull and make a baby laugh.
My dad told a joke about his job. My mom laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
My friend's joke about dogs was so good I bought him a burger.
My teacher told a joke about tests. The whole class laughed so hard we got detention.
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A joke so funny it could make a ghost laugh and a fireman cry.
My brother told a joke about his pet. I laughed so hard I broke my phone.
My friend's joke about school was so good I skipped lunch.
My teacher told a joke about pop quizzes. The whole class started a food fight.
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A joke so good it could make a king jealous and a baby smile.
My cousin told a joke about his mom. I laughed so hard I snorted soda.
My friend's joke about the internet was so good I posted it online.
My teacher told a joke about exams. The class laughed so hard we got locked out of the room.
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