madd illegal

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Drinking so much alcohol your brain turns to sludge and the cops have to call a tow truck to haul your drunk butt out of the street.

I drank 12 beers and now I’m on the floor like a dead raccoon.

My cousin madd illegal at the bar and got thrown out for singing opera to a group of confused strangers.

I tried to madd illegal and ended up puking in a fire hydrant.

Chugging so much booze your face turns red and your mom calls the hospital to ask if you’re dead.

I madd illegal at the party and now I can’t remember my own name.

My friend madd illegal and tried to dance with a wall like it was his ex.

I madd illegal and cried into a pizza box like it was my best friend.

Getting so wasted you think you’re a superhero and start fighting imaginary enemies in the middle of the grocery store.

I madd illegal and tried to fight the checkout guy because he looked like a villain.

My brother madd illegal and told the dog he was the villain from a movie.

I madd illegal and ran out of the house yelling ‘I am the night!’

Drinking so much you forget your own name and start arguing with your reflection in the mirror.

I madd illegal and my reflection told me I looked like a melted crayon.

My sister madd illegal and tried to convince the mirror it was her boyfriend.

I madd illegal and started talking to my dog like it was a philosopher.

Drinking until you’re so wasted you think you’re a famous rapper and start rapping to your neighbor’s cat.

I madd illegal and rapped about my feelings to a cat who was clearly unimpressed.

My friend madd illegal and tried to rap to a dog like it was a fan.

I madd illegal and my neighbor’s cat ran away screaming ‘I don’t want to hear no more rap songs!’

Drinking so much you think you’re a wizard and start casting spells by throwing beer cans at the moon.

I madd illegal and tried to summon a dragon by throwing beer cans at the sky.

My cousin madd illegal and told the moon he was a wizard.

I madd illegal and my neighbor’s dog started barking at the moon like it was a battle.