Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when it's so cold you think your balls are gonna freeze and fall off like bad pizza crust

Bro, it's madd brick out there. I walked outside and my breath turned into a snow cone.

My dog ran out the door and came back like a roasted marshmallow.

I tried to touch my nose and it felt like I was touching a brick wall made of ice.

2

the kind of cold that makes you curse like a sailor and wish you were dead

It was madd brick outside. I swear I could see my brain freeze.

My mom told me to put on a coat. I told her I was going to die in the cold.

I stepped outside and my feet felt like they were on fire from the cold.

3

cold so fierce it could make a bear cry and a snowman blush

I walked outside and my nose was numb. I looked like a numb-nosed idiot.

My brother came home from school and said he had to wear a hat on his hat.

My dog's tail froze and he had to shake it like a snowblower.

4

when the cold is so bad it feels like your skin is getting peeled by a goddamn ice pick

I went outside and my cheeks felt like they were being picked apart by a robot.

My sister's face was red and she looked like a tomato that got left outside.

I tried to run and my legs felt like they were made of ice cubes.

5

the kind of cold that makes your brain shut off and your thoughts go numb

It was so madd brick, I couldn't think straight. I looked like a brain-dead zombie.

I went outside and forgot how to speak. My brain turned to slush.

My friend walked outside and came back like a brain-freeze victim.

6

when the cold hits you so hard you think you're being hit by a brick wall made of ice and swear

I walked outside and it felt like I was being hit by a brick wall. My face was numb.

My dad said it was madd brick. I said I was going to die in the cold.

I went outside and my ears turned red. I looked like a roasted turkey.