Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The human meatball next to me who smells like old socks and bad decisions

Why is this person breathing on me like they're trying to steal my oxygen?

This guy is the reason I'm considering a life of solitude.

I swear if he sneezes one more time, I'll punch him in the face.

2

The person who thinks they're cool but is just a sad version of me

They think they’re the king of the classroom, but I know they failed math.

They tried to impress me with their 'edgy' vibe, but it’s just sad.

They tried to copy my homework, but it still didn’t make them smart.

3

The living proof that some people should just stay in the background

They keep talking over me like I’m not even here.

They think they’re the main character of this story.

They’re the reason I’m considering a career in silence.

4

The human version of a broken toaster

They pop up with random thoughts that don’t make sense.

They’re loud, messy, and completely unapologetic.

They don’t know when to stop talking, and they never know when to shut up.

5

The person who thinks they're my friend but is just a waste of space

They asked me for help, but they didn’t even try.

They sit next to me but never say anything useful.

They’re like a bad app, I don’t need them, and I can’t uninstall them.

6

The person who is literally the worst thing about my day

They ruined my lunch with their bad vibes.

They turned my quiet moment into chaos.

They’re the reason I’m thinking about giving up on life.