madcrackerish

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When someone is so white it gives you the willies and you can't help but cackle at their dumbassness.

My cousin tried to start a band called 'The Pencil Sharpeners' and it was the worst thing ever.

My teacher wore a suit to lunch and called it 'fashion.'

My dad tried to explain TikTok to me like I was his grandma.

When a white person does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you just wanna punch them.

My mom tried to ‘speak English’ like it was a foreign language.

My brother tried to ride a bike with his feet on the handlebars.

My neighbor tried to mow the lawn with a spoon.

When someone acts so white it’s like watching a dog try to dance the cha-cha.

My aunt tried to ‘get in touch with her roots’ by wearing a beret and talking to a plant.

My cousin tried to start a fire with a magnifying glass and a potato.

My uncle tried to ‘live like a hippie’ by wearing socks with sandals and eating cereal for dinner.

When a white person does something so dumb it makes you want to throw up and laugh at the same time.

My dad tried to ‘breakdance’ in the grocery store and fell into a cereal aisle.

My sister tried to ‘make a difference’ by texting her ex and calling it ‘a new beginning.’

My brother tried to ‘play guitar’ with a spoon and a banana.

When someone is so white it’s like watching a chicken try to solve a math problem.

My mom tried to ‘learn how to cook’ by watching a cooking show and burning the house down.

My uncle tried to ‘sing’ karaoke and ended up yelling at the mic.

My cousin tried to ‘read a book’ and fell asleep in the middle of the first paragraph.