madcrabs

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A ton of big, stupid crabs that live in the ocean and think they're the kings of the sea.

My cousin got bit by madcrabs and still went to the beach.

That fisherman got eaten by madcrabs and now he's a crab.

I saw a guy try to fight madcrabs and he got dragged under.

When your crabs are so bad they think they’re your ex and your mom at the same time.

She got madcrabs and started screaming at the mirror.

He got madcrabs and tried to propose to his toilet.

My sister got madcrabs and now she thinks I’m her long lost brother.

A tiny, scrawny fag who thinks he's a king just because he knows a few San Francisco fags.

That little fag tried to talk to me like he was important.

He showed up to the club and thought he was the main act.

He got kicked out of the train for being a fag and still didn’t shut up.