Madcow Skills

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So good at something you make other people feel like they just failed a test.
My friend can draw a dragon in 2 minutes. I spent 3 just to shade the eyebrows.
That guy can beat a drum like it's his last chance to live.
She writes songs so fast, I think she’s stealing time from the future.
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You're so good at something it feels like you're cheating with a magic wand.
He solved the math problem so fast, I thought he had a calculator in his brain.
That kid can juggle flaming torches like it's a Tuesday.
She can type with both hands and still make jokes about your face.
3
You're so good, it's like you've trained with a monster and it's your best friend.
He can lift weights like it's a Tuesday and he’s not even tired.
That guy can play guitar with one hand and eat a burrito with the other.
She can run a mile in 5 minutes and still make fun of my fashion sense.
4
You're so good, you make other people look like they forgot how to breathe.
She can sing like she was born on stage and forgot how to walk.
That guy can code a program in 10 minutes and still text me about my life.
He can do a handstand and still laugh at my jokes.
5
You're so good, you make other people feel like they're just wasting their time.
He can cook a five-course meal and still make fun of my hair.
That girl can dance like it's her job and she's not even tired.
She can solve the mystery of the universe and still text me about my life.
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You're so good, other people feel like they're being insulted by your talent.
He can play piano with both hands and still make jokes about my face.
That kid can run faster than a superhero and still laugh at my jokes.
She can write a book in a week and still make fun of my spelling.
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