madcon

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a bunch of crazy people plotting nonsense, usually because they've been smoking too much and think they're the next big thing

'We’re gonna take over the world by midnight, bro.' 'Bro, it’s 2 a. m. and you’re still wearing your pajamas.'

'This is the most important conspiracy since the pizza guy.' 'The pizza guy got fired.'

‘We’re not just mad, we’re legendary.’ ‘You’re legendary in the sense that you’re a legend of being wrong.’

when a group of people get so high they start believing they’re in a secret club that no one else knows about

‘We’re the madcon, and you’re just a regular person.’ ‘I’m a regular person who knows your mom’s a spy.’

‘This is the madcon, bro. We’ve been planning this for weeks.’ ‘You’ve been planning this for weeks and you still can’t spell conspiracy.’

‘We’re the madcon, and we’re gonna rule the world.’ ‘You’re gonna rule the world by 8 a. m. and still be wearing pajamas.’

a group of people who think they’re geniuses, but they’re just high and using too many words

‘We’re the madcon, and we’re gonna change the world.’ ‘You’re gonna change the world by 10 a. m. and still be high.’

‘We’ve got a plan. It’s perfect.’ ‘Your plan is to eat pizza and forget about it.’

‘This is the most important conspiracy since the moon landing.’ ‘The moon landing was a conspiracy. You’re just a conspiracy in pajamas.’

when people get too high and start talking about secret plans, even though no one understands what they’re saying

‘We’re the madcon, and we’ve got a plan to take over the internet.’ ‘Your plan is to post ‘madcon’ 10 times.’

‘This is a conspiracy, bro. The government knows.’ ‘The government’s probably just laughing at you.’

‘We’re gonna change the world.’ ‘You’re gonna change the world by 2 p. m. and still be high.’

a group of people who think they're the most important people in the world, but they're just high and don't know how to spell conspiracy

‘We’re the madcon, and we’re gonna rule the world.’ ‘You’re gonna rule the world by 3 p. m. and still be high.’

‘We’ve got a plan. It’s perfect.’ ‘Your plan is to eat pizza and forget about it.’

‘This is the most important conspiracy since the beginning of time.’ ‘The beginning of time was a conspiracy. You’re just a conspiracy in pajamas.’