MADCHES

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Madches are like matchsticks but way more temperamental. They have red heads and they blow their stack faster than a toddler on a sugar rush.

I lit a madch and it exploded in my face. I’m not even mad anymore, I’m just burned.

Don’t mess with madches. I tried to light one and it screamed at me.

My madch caught fire and now my whole kitchen smells like a toilet fire.

Madches are matchsticks with a god complex. They don’t just light things, they try to take over the world one flame at a time.

I used a madch to light my candle, and now my whole room is on fire. Thanks, madch.

That madch was so full of itself, it lit my hair on fire.

My madch had a meltdown and set my pizza on fire.

Madches are like matchsticks but they have the mood swings of a middle schooler. One second they’re calm, the next they’re a raging fire.

I lit a madch and it had a meltdown. Now my face is red and I smell like burnt toast.

That madch was fine until I looked at it wrong. Now it’s trying to burn me alive.

I tried to use a madch and it got angry. Now my whole arm is on fire.