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So high you think you’re flying. Like a bird. Or a meth-head.
I just smoked three blunts and now I think I'm a dragon.
She ate six gummy bears and started talking to the ceiling.
He took a hit of acid and tried to dance with the lamp.
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Acts like a kid who just got a whoopee cushion and a chocolate bar.
He changed his mind five times in one sentence.
She wore a hat to bed just because.
He ran out of the house to get ice cream for his dog.
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A white guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. Loves weed, hates fat people, and runs everything like it’s his job.
He called the pizza delivery guy fat and told him to shut up.
He said he would beat up the moon if it didn’t shine bright enough.
He told the girl he liked that she had to be perfect or else.
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A girl who thinks she’s the main character of her own movie. She’s wild, loud, and has zero idea what’s going on.
She ran into traffic just to prove she could.
She dyed her hair purple and cried when it didn’t work.
She tried to flirt with a statue and got yelled at by the sidewalk.
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A class that got kicked out of the game for being too weird. Nobody knows why, but it’s probably because they made the other classes cry.
They said the class was too loud and had too many hats.
They threw a tantrum and left the game forever.
They probably still hang out in the background, being weird.
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The best skin in Fortnite. Period. No debate. No argument. Just accept it.
He got the skin and immediately started flexing.
She said it was the best thing ever and cried happy tears.
He showed off the skin to his dog, and the dog cried.
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A version of Fortnite that’s even better than the best skin. It’s like the skin got a second life.
He played Madcap Fortnite and started dancing in the middle of the street.
She got the skin and cried because it was so good.
He wore the skin to school and got in trouble for being too cool.