Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so nuts they think the moon is made of cheese and also a conspiracy theory.

My cousin is a madbrain. He told me the government is hiding aliens in my closet.

She said the president is a robot. I told her she’s the one who’s mad.

He tried to convince the barista that coffee is actually a magic potion.

2

Someone so messed up in the head they think pizza is a religion.

My neighbor thinks the pizza gods are angry because I didn’t tip the delivery guy.

He started a cult called ‘The Crust of Truth.’

She tried to sacrifice a chicken to the cheese god.

3

A person who thinks they are a superhero, but they are just really bad at it.

He tried to save the world by throwing a banana at a plane.

She said she was the ‘Mighty Lunch Lady’ and fought the evil cafeteria meatloaf.

He ran into traffic because he thought he had super speed.

4

A person who has no filter and yells at everything.

He yelled at the TV because the actor didn’t win an Oscar.

She screamed at the cloud because it was too fluffy.

He told the dog he was a ‘bad pet’ and it cried.

5

Someone who thinks their hair is a sign of greatness and refuses to brush it.

He told the barber his hair was a ‘legend’ and wouldn’t let him cut it.

She said her hair was magical and it grew a beard.

He got into a fight with his pillow because it didn’t fluff him up enough.