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glossy trash that screams about celebrities’ stupid diets, fake faces, and their sad love lives, like they’re the only ones who matter

A magazine cover yelling, 'Taylor Swift Eats Salad Every Day, And It’s Not Even Funny!'

A tweet: 'Brad Pitt’s divorce is more dramatic than my ex’s breakup.'

A DM: 'Can we talk about how Kim Kardashian’s life is just a highlight reel of bad decisions?'

magazines that act like celebrities are perfect, but they’re just a bunch of drama queens on a never-ending cocktail party

A headline: 'Justin Bieber’s New Haircut Is So Good, It Ruined His Life.'

A tweet: 'Selena Gomez’s mental health is a full-time job, and it’s not even paid.'

A DM: 'I’d rather watch a cat fight than read this magazine.'

the kind of magazines that make you think celebrities are real people, but they’re just rich, loud, and full of fake problems

A headline: 'Tom Cruise’s Diet Is So Extreme, He Might Turn Into A Movie.'

A tweet: 'Kylie Jenner’s life is just a series of bad decisions and good lighting.'

A DM: 'If I had a dollar for every time I’ve read about this celebrity’s problems, I’d be rich.'