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When you throw the problem at someone who has nothing to do with it and hope they get roasted for it.

I passed the blame to my dog. He barked at the teacher. I got detention.

She blamed the pizza for the fire. The pizza didn’t even want to be there.

He said the ghost did it. The ghost was asleep.

You kick the can down the road to someone who doesn’t know what hit them.

He sent the math test to the janitor. The janitor didn’t even know what a test was.

She blamed the cat for her bad grades. The cat just napped through it.

He said the principal did it. The principal was on vacation.

You pass the problem to someone else and hope they take the fall like a champ.

He passed the blame to his baby brother. The baby brother cried and spilled juice.

She said the ghost did it. The ghost was just dreaming.

He blamed the fire on his toaster. The toaster had no idea what was going on.

You hand the problem to someone who’s not even in the fight and watch them get destroyed.

He passed the blame to the substitute teacher. The teacher yelled at the whole class.

She said the dog did it. The dog just wagged its tail.

He blamed the math test on the lunch lady. The lunch lady didn’t even know what a test was.

You pass the problem to someone else and laugh while they get roasted.

He sent the blame to his baby sister. She cried and knocked over a tower of blocks.

She said the ghost did it. The ghost was just sleeping.

He blamed the fire on the math test. The math test was confused.