madayag

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a giant, smelly, dark, cock that could knock the wind out of a horse
My uncle’s madayag is so big, it looks like it was stolen from a dragon.
She saw the madayag and fainted like she was hit by a truck.
He tried to hide his madayag, but it was bigger than a pizza.
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a black, angry, cock that could beat up a goat and still have energy
That madayag is so angry, it’s like it’s got a grudge against the whole world.
He showed off his madayag, and the whole room got quiet like they were in church.
The madayag was so big, it made the lights flicker.
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a cock so big and black, it looks like it came from a nightmare
The madayag was so scary, even the dog ran away from it.
She saw the madayag and screamed like she was on fire.
He bragged about his madayag, and everyone believed him.
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