madaxiom

You’re telling me you didn’t know pizza was a food? I’m gonna need a second pizza to process this.

I told you the sky was blue. You said it was ‘probably grey’ and now you’re crying in a coffee shop.

You asked if the sun comes up every day. I said yes. You said ‘really?’ and now you’re in a therapy session.

You didn’t know water was wet? I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’ve never washed your hands.

I said the moon was in the sky. You said ‘maybe it’s in a box’ and now you’re writing a thesis about it.

You asked if the Earth was round. I said yes. You said ‘maybe it’s a pancake’ and now you’re eating one.

You didn’t know that 2+2=4? I’m gonna need a calculator, a therapist, and a funeral.

I told you the door was open. You said ‘maybe it’s locked’ and now you’re knocking on it like it’s a door in a horror movie.

You said ‘it’s not raining’ even though you’re wearing a raincoat and standing in a puddle.

You didn’t know that night comes after day? I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’ve never slept.

I told you the cat was on the couch. You said ‘maybe it’s on the moon’ and now you’re writing a poem about it.

You asked if the sun goes down. I said yes. You said ‘maybe it’s just hiding’ and now you’re searching for it.

You didn’t know that apples are a fruit? I’m gonna need a fruit basket, a dictionary, and a nap.

I told you the dog was barking. You said ‘maybe it’s singing’ and now you’re writing a song about it.

You asked if the grass was green. I said yes. You said ‘maybe it’s just pretending’ and now you’re giving it a job interview.

You didn’t know that 1+1=2? I’m gonna need a math teacher, a therapist, and a new sock.

I told you the chicken was in the fridge. You said ‘maybe it’s in the ocean’ and now you’re writing a book about it.

You asked if the clock was working. I said yes. You said ‘maybe it’s just taking a break’ and now you’re giving it a vacation.