Madatama

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a king who doesn’t just rule but also sh*ts on problems and makes everyone else feel good about it
The new Madatama just sh*ted on the tax laws and now we all get free pizza.
She’s the Madatama who made the rich pay for the poor’s snacks.
He’s the Madatama who came in and made the whole country laugh instead of cry.
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a person who glues the country together with duct tape and a promise of no more sh*ts
The Madatama glued the north and south together with duct tape and a promise of free snacks.
He’s the Madatama who kept the whole country from falling apart with a single sh*ted promise.
She’s the Madatama who stuck the regions together with duct tape and a sh*ted deal.
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a leader who takes all the sh*ts and gives out the good stuff like it’s a snack time
The Madatama took all the sh*ts so we could have snack time every day.
He’s the Madatama who gave out snacks like it was his job.
She’s the Madatama who made sure no one had to sh*te on problems.
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