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A fat Asian woman who’s pregnant and smells like old pizza
She looked like a walking dumpling soup.
Her belly was so big, it had its own ZIP code.
She passed gas in the elevator and it took out three floors.
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A pregnant Asian woman who eats everything in sight and never stops talking
She ate six fried chickens and still had room for a donut.
She talked so much, the baby started screaming in the womb.
She told me her life story during a traffic jam.
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A pregnant Asian woman who’s like a walking food truck and a loudspeaker
She brought a whole buffet to the party.
She yelled at the baby and the baby yelled back.
She ate so much, she had a side dish.