madasfralas

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Are you actually breathing? Your brain must be on fire.

Madasfralas? I just saw you eat a whole pizza with your hands.

Madasfralas? You think you can pass this exam? You failed last year.

Madasfralas? You just told your mom she’s ugly. Twice.

Are you trying to get thrown out of this planet? Your stupidity is legendary.

Madasfralas? You tried to text your crush and sent a selfie of your dog.

Madasfralas? You said your teacher was fat. In front of the whole class.

Madasfralas? You tried to flirt with the principal. He just gave you a detention.

Are you the ghost of bad decisions? Your choices are worse than your homework.

Madasfralas? You wore socks with sandals to school. On a Monday.

Madasfralas? You tried to explain your math problem with a song. It was about addition.

Madasfralas? You just told your dad he was a ‘weak sauce’.