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a girl so hot she could make a boy lose his mind and a girl lose her period. she laughs so hard you’ll think she’s having a seizure and you’ll wish you were the one dying instead of her.
You see her and you forget your own name.
She laughs so loud the whole class turns around.
You try to flirt and she just smiles and you feel like a failed science experiment.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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the kind of girl who makes your face look like a raccoon after a fight. she’s so perfect you’ll want to die, and she’ll probably laugh at your funeral.
You see her and you immediately forget how to breathe.
She walks in and the whole room goes silent like it’s been muted.
You try to talk to her and you forget your own words.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a girl so beautiful she could make a boy cry and a girl cry harder. she’s so annoying you’ll probably want to punch her, but you’ll also want to kiss her.
She walks by and you swear you’re seeing a unicorn.
You try to talk to her and you stutter like you’re on fire.
You see her and you feel like a loser who forgot his homework.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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the kind of girl that makes your face look like a melting ice cream cone. she’s so good looking you’ll probably end up in the hospital from heartbreak.
She looks at you and you feel like you’re on the verge of a breakdown.
You see her and you forget your own name again.
She laughs and you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a girl so hot she could make your face look like it’s been burned by a thousand fire trucks. she’s so perfect you’ll want to die and you’ll probably end up in the next life still being jealous of her.
You see her and you feel like you’ve been run over by a truck.
She smiles and you feel like your heart’s been stolen.
You try to talk to her and you forget how to speak.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a girl who’s so beautiful you’ll probably cry and then punch yourself for being so ugly. she’s so perfect you’ll wish you were a dog so you could just lie down and die.
She walks in and you feel like you’ve been kicked out of heaven.
You see her and you feel like your face is on fire.
You try to talk to her and you forget your own name again.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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