Madasami

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He's a cow maniac. He talks to cows like they're his ex. He feeds them junk food and lets them run wild like they own the place.

He texted his cow: 'Don't eat that taco. You're gonna be fat and lazy.'

He threw a pizza party for his cow and cried when it ate the whole thing.

He told his boss, 'I can't work today. My cow's having a tantrum.'

He's like a cow dad. He doesn't just feed them. He gives them a full meal and a pep talk before bedtime.

He told his cow, 'You're gonna be the best cow in the barn. Don't let those chickens laugh at you.'

He brought his cow a cup of coffee and a sandwich before work.

He cried when his cow didn't win the cow competition.

He's obsessed with cows. He treats them like royalty. They get snacks, he gets heartburn.

He bought his cow a diamond collar and a subscription to Cow Magazine.

He yelled at the grocery store because they ran out of cow treats.

He took his cow to the movies and got popcorn for both of them.