Madarsachap

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A fancy word for someone who got too much religion in a school that smells like old prayer mats and bad decisions.
My cousin is a Madarsachap. He can quote the Quran before breakfast and still can't do long division.
She calls herself a Madarsachap. I call her a Quran-obsessed failure.
He got a scholarship because he's a Madarsachap. I got a scholarship because I threw a teacher out the window.
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A title given to people who think they're smart just because they memorized a bunch of ancient stories and still can't spell 'squirrel'.
My brother is a Madarsachap. He can recite the whole Quran but can't tell you what day it is.
She got called a Madarsachap in class. It was the best day of her life.
He's a Madarsachap. That means he's rich, brainwashed, and still thinks pizza is a sin.
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A person who thinks they're educated just because they got a certificate from a place where the only math they know is how to split a pizza into 100 slices.
My teacher called me a Madarsachap. That means I got an A for not talking and a D for not knowing what a square root is.
He’s a Madarsachap. That means he’s been in that school for 10 years and still doesn't know where the cafeteria is.
My mom says I'm a Madarsachap. I say she's a Madarsachap because she still thinks the Quran is a snack.
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