madarjhat

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the person who shoves your mom’s face into a plate of hot food
Your mom just got dumped in a hot curry. You’re the madarjhat.
He pushed my mom into a bowl of phall. Classic madarjhat move.
She made my mom eat a whole pizza. That’s the madarjhat life.
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the guy who makes your mom eat your lunch like it’s a punishment
Your mom had to finish your sandwich. You’re the madarjhat.
He made her eat my leftovers. Total madarjhat.
She swallowed my lunch. That’s what the madarjhat does.
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the one who forces your mom to taste your bad cooking
Your mom tried your spaghetti. You’re the madarjhat.
He made her taste my burnt toast. Real madarjhat stuff.
She had to eat my mystery soup. That’s the madarjhat way.
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