Madarius

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He's a softie with a loud mouth who thinks he's the life of the party. He has more friends than sense and enemies who wish they had his luck. He's a walking mess of energy one second and a passed-out meatball the next. He’s sweet enough for the ladies, but he’s too busy being a mess to remember his own duties.
Madarius: 'I'm gonna crash this party like a drunk elephant!' (He did. And he passed out on the dance floor.)
Madarius: 'I’m sweet. I’m not a bad guy. I’m just... a little loud.' (He said that while yelling at a pigeon.)
Madarius: 'I’ll do my job later. I need a nap now.' (He said that while sprinting across the office.)
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He’s the kind of person who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He’s got a ton of friends and a bunch of people who just want him to shut up. He can be a hyper mess or a total zombie in a blink. He’s like a candy bar, he’s sweet, but he’s also a lot of sugar.
Madarius: 'I’m the best. I’m the best. I’m the best.' (He said that while tripping over his own feet.)
Madarius: 'I’m not tired. I’m just... sleeping.' (He fell asleep mid-sentence.)
Madarius: 'I’ll do my job. I promise.' (He never did.)
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He’s a sweetheart with a loud mouth and a habit of forgetting everything important. He’s got more friends than he knows what to do with and enemies who think he’s annoying. He goes from hyper to dead in the blink of an eye. He’s got the ladies wrapped around his finger, but he forgets his own responsibilities more often than he remembers them.
Madarius: 'I’m not loud. I’m just... very loud.' (He screamed that at a meeting.)
Madarius: 'I’m not tired. I just fell asleep.' (He did that in the middle of a presentation.)
Madarius: 'I’ll do my job. I swear.' (He didn’t.)
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