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Your brain is a scrambled egg and your mouth is a fire hydrant
I saw your math test and I cried
You talked to my mom and she got a tattoo
You tried to explain your life and I left the room
Madardussy
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You’re so confused you think your sock is a alien
You said the sky is green and I believed you
You tried to text me and sent a pizza
You asked if my dog was a wizard
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You’re like a broken toaster that also sings opera
You tried to make toast and it exploded
You sang in the shower and my neighbors called the cops
You tried to explain your day and I got a headache