madarchot

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A person who shoves his finger up his mom's butt and calls it a day.
My cousin is such a madarchot, he told his mom to stop nagging or he'd stick his whole hand up her ass.
That guy at the bus stop is a madarchot, he just stood there screaming at his mom's ghost.
My brother called me a madarchot because I spilled his coffee and he couldn't handle it.
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Someone who thinks his mom is the only one worth loving and everyone else is trash.
My neighbor is a madarchot, he says he'd die before he ever kissed anyone but his mom.
My teacher called me a madarchot because I didn't do my homework and I made fun of her cat.
He's a madarchot, he said his mom is the only one who ever gave him a sandwich.
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A person who shits on his mom's face and thinks it's a compliment.
My dad is a madarchot, he shits on my mom's face every morning and says it's a good way to start the day.
The guy in the park is a madarchot, he shits on his mom's face and then sings to her.
My friend called me a madarchot because I didn't laugh when he shited on his mom's face.
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A person who thinks his mom is the only one who ever loved him and everyone else is a piece of trash.
My uncle is a madarchot, he says he'd fight anyone who said his mom wasn't the best.
My friend's brother is a madarchot, he said his mom is the only one who ever gave him a hug.
That guy is a madarchot, he screamed at me because I said his mom was fat.
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A person who has no self-respect and shoves his whole hand up his mom's vagina.
My brother is a madarchot, he shoves his hand up his mom's vagina and says it's a workout.
That man is a madarchot, he does it every day and calls it a hobby.
My friend called me a madarchot because I wouldn't do it with his mom.
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A person who thinks his mom is the greatest and everyone else is a loser.
My neighbor is a madarchot, he says his mom is the best and everyone else is a piece of trash.
My cousin is a madarchot, he said his mom is the best and I'm the worst.
That kid is a madarchot, he told me his mom is the best and I'm just a loser.
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