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A hot mf who makes you lose your mind
He walked in and I instantly had a heart attack.
I saw him in the grocery store and dropped my phone.
He texted me and I forgot to breathe.
Madara_TT
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A man so good looking he makes you feel ugly
He looked at me and I felt like I was wearing a clown suit.
He passed me in the hallway and I tripped over my own feet.
He smiled at me and I texted my mom.
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A total beast who makes you wish you were a dog
He walked by and I instantly wanted to lick his shoes.
He flexed and I started drooling like a dog.
He looked at me and I forgot how to walk.
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A guy so good looking he makes you cry
He came into the room and I cried like a baby.
He texted me and I cried in my cereal.
He smiled and I cried in my pants.
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A man so fine he should be on a billboard and you should be on the ground
He walked by and I fell over.
He looked at me and I dropped my bag.
He smiled and I got dizzy.
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A sexy mf who makes you want to quit your life
He looked at me and I instantly wanted to drop out of school.
He walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
He texted me and I quit my job.