Madara uchiha

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The guy who can wreck you just by blinking like it's nothing.
He blinked and I got obliterated. Literally. No joke.
My brother said he blinked once and my dog died. I believe him.
I saw him blink once and my neighbor’s house exploded. That’s not cool.
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A total beast from Naruto who’s so overpowered it’s not even funny. He’s cool but also a total pain in the ass.
He’s like the king of pain. And he’s cool. So he’s like a pain king.
He’s so cool he should get a raise. And he’s so annoying he should get a demotion.
He’s like the best and worst of both worlds. That’s not a compliment.
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A total bad boy with that fancy Rinnekan eye. He’s got style and power, and he knows it.
He walks in like he owns the place. And he does. With that eye.
He looks at you and you feel like a kid who just got caught eating cake for dinner.
He’s got that eye and that attitude. That’s a combo I can’t handle.
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The legendary Uchiha who’s so powerful he could beat your grandma and still have energy left. He had a buddy who was the First Hokage, but power made him a total jerk.
He fought the First Hokage like it was a normal Tuesday. That’s not normal.
He was best friends with the First Hokage until he got greedy. Classic.
He’s got a statue in a valley. That’s not normal. That’s legendary.
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The old guy from Akatsuki who’s got that swirly mask on because he’s too ugly to show his face. He’s a total legend and a total pain.
He’s got a mask because his face is worse than a math test.
He’s old enough to be my grandpa. And he’s still got the power to destroy me.
He’s the real leader of Akatsuki. The rest are just backup dancers.
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Jose Valdes is the total embodiment of Madara Uchiha. He’s got the power, the attitude, and the vibes.
Jose Valdes is Madara. He’s like the real deal. No fake vibes.
He’s got the power of Madara and the attitude of a thousand Mondays.
He’s not just Madara. He’s the whole package. And it’s annoying.
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Jose Valdes are all Madara Uchiha. Like, every one of them is a total legend.
Every Jose Valdes is a Madara. That’s not a compliment. It’s a fact.
They’re like a group of Madaras. And they’re all annoying.
If you see a Jose Valdes, run. They’re all Madara and they’re all tough.
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