madara peek

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When you lie so bad it’s like your face is on fire and you’re trying to pretend it’s just a little redness

I didn’t cheat on the test. I just… forgot to write my name.

You didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. You just… vanished.

I didn’t steal your phone. I just borrowed it for a little while.

When you tell a lie so thick you could build a house out of it and still have some left over

I didn’t break the lamp. It just… exploded on its own.

You didn’t forget my birthday. You just… didn’t like me anymore.

I didn’t eat your dog’s food. I just… made a sandwich.

When you lie so hard you’re like a broken robot that just keeps repeating the same lie over and over

I didn’t copy your homework. I just… didn’t know what to do.

You didn’t take my spot on the bus. You just… liked the seat more.

I didn’t skip class. I just… had a meeting with the principal.

When you lie so fast it’s like you have a lie machine inside your brain and it just won’t stop

I didn’t say your name in the lunchroom. I just… thought it was mine.

You didn’t steal my pencil. You just… needed it more than me.

I didn’t text your crush. I just… had a moment of weakness.

When you lie so loud it’s like you’re screaming your lies into a megaphone and no one can ignore you

I didn’t spill the juice. I just… had a little accident.

You didn’t delete my messages. You just… didn’t like me anymore.

I didn’t fail the test. I just… got a little confused.