madar jendeh

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A Persian way to call someone a mother-fucker. It’s like saying your mom had a bad day and it’s all your fault.
My cousin called me madar jendeh because I ate his last slice of pizza.
She said madar jendeh to the guy who stole her phone.
He yelled madar jendeh at the dog who peed on his shoes.
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A super generous person who gives you everything and still expects you to thank them.
My uncle is a madar jendeh, he gave me $50 for my birthday and still asked for a hug.
She’s a madar jendeh; she lent me her car and my dog ate her seat.
He’s such a madar jendeh, he paid for my lunch and my mom’s coffee.
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