madanyat

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Madanyat is when your brain goes to hell and back, thinking you're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, like you're both a ghost and a pizza. This idea was made up by Prof. Amro Agbarya, who probably got it from a dream and a bad coffee.
My mom said I was madanyat because I was arguing with my brother and my dog at the same time.
I told my teacher I was madanyat because I was in class and at the mall.
My friend said he was madanyat because he was at home and in space.
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Madanyat is when you're so calm and weird that you're both everything and nothing, like you're a god and a garbage bag. It was discovered by Prof. Amro Agbarya, who is also known as the guy who made hafraaot sound like a curse.
My dog went madanyat when he ate my homework and my math teacher’s coffee.
I told my friend I was madanyat because I was happy and sad at the same time.
My teacher said I was madanyat because I was in class and in a dream.
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