madanika

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#selfish#bragging#ignorant

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A total piece of garbage who won't even bother to hear your issues, but will brag about their own like they're the only ones who ever had problems.
My ex said I was too dramatic, but she was the one who cried at the grocery store.
He didn't care when I broke up with him, but he posted about it on Instagram for a week.
She kept talking about her bad day, but I had a broken leg and she didn't even notice.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who takes your problems and turns them into a personal attack, just to feel important.
He said I was annoying, but he was the one who kept interrupting me.
She made me feel like I was the problem, but she was the one who started the fight.
He acted like I was being rude, but he was the one who yelled at me first.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A human who acts like they have all the answers, but they’re just as confused as you are.
She told me to stop worrying, but she was the one who had a meltdown in the middle of the street.
He acted like he knew everything, but he had no idea what was going on.
She said I was overreacting, but she was the one who screamed at the barista.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who would rather complain about their own life than help you with yours.
She kept talking about her terrible day, but I had a broken leg and she didn’t care.
He didn’t help me move, but he posted about how hard it was for him.
She wouldn’t listen to my problems, but she kept bragging about hers.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who acts like they’re the center of the universe, but they’re just a big crybaby.
He acted like the world was ending, but it was just a broken toaster.
She cried about a bad haircut, but I had a broken leg and she didn’t care.
He wouldn’t stop whining about his day, but he didn’t even help me with mine.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who would rather talk about their own problems than listen to yours, and they’re not even good at it.
She kept talking about her bad day, but I had a broken leg and she didn’t even notice.
He cried about his job, but he didn’t help me when I needed it most.
She said I was being annoying, but she was the one who kept interrupting me.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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