Madani

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Telling a lie so crazy it makes your head spin and then pretending everyone else is stupid for falling for it.

I told my mom I got a scholarship to Mars. She believed me and signed me up for a space camp.

He said he dated a ghost. I believe him. He’s got a ghost for a brain.

She told me she won the lottery by licking a frog. I believed her. I still have a frog on my face.

A weight that’s like 100 pounds but feels like you're carrying a sack of bricks. Used by people who look like they were hit by a truck.

That guy bench-pressed a madani. I think he broke his arms and his dignity.

She’s got a madani on her back. I think that’s her soul.

He tried to lift a madani and now he can’t fit in his pants.

The cutest guy ever. He’s so sweet he’ll probably feed you a sandwich and then laugh at your face when you eat it.

That soso just walked in and I lost my mind. He’s like a glitter bomb in a suit.

He gave me a sandwich and laughed when I ate it. I think he’s my soulmate.

I saw a soso and now I’m crying. I’m not even sad.

A place so bad it smells like regret and it's filled with people who think they're royalty.

That school is a madani. I think the teacher is a raccoon in a suit.

My cousin went to madani and now he hates life and has a raccoon for a friend.

I would rather get a tattoo than go to madani.

A guy who thinks he’s cool and likes girls who look like they were hit by a blender.

That guy is a madani and he thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a sad man.

He’s a madani and he thinks he’s cool. I think he’s a sad man who thinks he’s a rockstar.

He’s a madani and he loves girls with flat buns. I think he’s a sad man with a sad brain.

A friend who’s so nice he’ll probably buy you a sandwich and then laugh at your face when you eat it.

Madani is my best friend. He buys me sandwiches and laughs when I eat them.

He’s the kind of friend who gives you a sandwich and then laughs when you eat it. He’s a madani.

He’s a madani and he buys me sandwiches. I’m in love with him.