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Xolani is a mess who thinks they're the king of the world and acts like everyone else is just background noise.

Xolani screamed at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. He threw it in the trash and told the whole restaurant he was a god.

Xolani got into a fight with a chicken at the supermarket because it wouldn't move out of his way.

Xolani told his mom he was going to be a billionaire by 2025. He's still wearing the same pants from 2019.

Xolani is the kind of person who would argue with a ghost if it had bad posture.

Xolani tried to explain the laws of physics to a dog. The dog just looked at him like he was crazy.

Xolani yelled at a traffic light for turning green before he was ready. He called it a betrayal.

Xolani told the pizza delivery guy he was the only one who could deliver pizza properly. He threw the pizza at him.

Xolani is like a broken toaster that still thinks it's fancy.

Xolani tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. He blamed the fire for not respecting him.

Xolani had a 20-minute conversation with a plant about the meaning of life.

Xolani refused to wear a mask during the pandemic because he said it was a personal attack.

Xolani is the kind of person who would start a war just to prove he was right.

Xolani had a full-blown argument with a vending machine because it wouldn't give him the last candy.

Xolani told his friend he was going to be a famous rapper. He still hasn't recorded a song.

Xolani yelled at the moon for not shining bright enough on his birthday.

Xolani is like a kid who thinks he’s the most popular kid in school, but everyone else is just pretending to like him.

Xolani told the gym teacher he was going to be the next Michael Jordan. He still can’t shoot a basketball.

Xolani started a fight with the school principal because he said he was ‘too cool for that.’

Xolani called his phone a ‘luxury device’ and refused to upgrade it even though it broke.