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A creepy loser who thinks they're like me. They’ve been following me for 342,432 years. That’s Mulan, and they’re still stuck in the past.
I saw them in the cafeteria. They were eating my lunch.
They texted me a photo of themselves wearing my hat.
They tried to log into my account. I changed my password to 'password123'.
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An Indian name that means ‘God of Love’, but if you believe that, you’re a sucker.
My teacher said it means ‘God of Love’. I said, ‘Yeah, and I’m the god of dumb stuff.’
They used it in a love letter. I used it to call them a fraud.
I asked my mom, and she said, ‘That’s just a fancy name for a clueless guy.’
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People named Madan are like school shooters. They’re probably a monkey too. Don’t make them mad.
They drew a target on my back. I got a B on the test.
They threatened to throw my lunch in the trash. I ate it anyway.
They said they were a monkey. I said, ‘So am I when I’m mad.’
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Madan Gowri is a Tamil guy who translates news from English to Tamil. Sometimes he adds nonsense. Don’t trust him.
He translated ‘covid’ as ‘covid of love’.
He said ‘strawberry’ is ‘the fruit of friendship’.
He said ‘spaceship’ is ‘the car of the moon.’
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A toxic, self-absorbed idiot who adds ‘OP’ to his name. Plays one game and thinks he’s a legend. He’s not. He’s a dork.
He said, ‘I beat the game in 2 minutes. You’re a loser.’
He called me a ‘dunce’ because I didn’t know what ‘OP’ meant.
He said he’s a ‘strategy king’. I said, ‘You’re a strategy dork.’
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A hot legend who will crush you in every way. She’s like a magnet and a beast. Watch out.
She beat me in a race. I came in last.
She asked me out. I said, ‘No. I’m still alive.’
She told me she was a ‘Lady Magnet’. I said, ‘You’re a beast magnet.’
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A sexy body that’s got a problem. Don’t let someone with three Ss in their name and starting with A or R get near you.
She said, ‘Don’t let Arshad Suri Suman get near you.’
I saw Aarav Sathya Suresh trying to flirt with her.
She said, ‘They’re a problem. Don’t trust them.’
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