Madam's apple

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A woman’s version of an Adam’s apple, but way bigger and more embarrassing, like when a guy shoves his junk so far down your throat you look like a chicken with a sore throat.
My mom’s got one so big I swear she could choke a goat with it.
She tried to pass as a lady at the bar, but her Madam’s apple gave it away.
I saw her Madam’s apple from across the room and laughed so hard I got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a guy sticks his penis so far up a woman’s throat it makes a big bulge on her neck, like she swallowed a whole pizza.
He stuck it so far up her throat, she looked like a chick who just ate a whole burrito.
Her Madam’s apple was so big, the barista asked if she was pregnant.
I saw her Madam’s apple from across the street and snorted my coffee.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A dumb word that trans people and ladies hate, used to make them feel like a joke, like you're the class clown who never stops making fun of the nerds.
My teacher called me a Madam’s apple and I threw my juice box at the board.
She called me that in front of my whole class and I cried.
He called me a Madam’s apple and I told him to shut up or I’d tell the principal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The female version of an Adam’s apple, but way more obvious, like a chicken’s neck after a long day at the fair.
Her Madam’s apple looked like a chicken’s neck after a long day at the fair.
She had one so big, I thought she had a thyroid the size of a basketball.
He stared at her Madam’s apple like it was the last piece of pizza at lunch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a lady has an Adam’s apple, like she swallowed a whole hot dog and it got stuck in her throat.
Her Madam’s apple looked like a hot dog stuck in her throat.
He laughed so hard at her Madam’s apple, he fell off the chair.
She had a Madam’s apple so big, I thought she was gonna choke on it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A big thyroid lump on a woman’s neck, like she swallowed a whole plate of spaghetti and it got stuck.
Her thyroid looked like a plate of spaghetti stuck in her throat.
He told me she had a thyroid the size of a football.
She had a Madam’s apple so big, it looked like a turkey neck.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman has an Adam’s apple and acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world, like she was born with it and everyone else is just weird.
She has a Madam’s apple and acts like it's totally normal.
He told me she had one and she just shrugged it off.
She had a Madam’s apple and said, 'So what? I was born with it.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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