Madame Web

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When you're so angry you could scream, punch a wall, and still feel like you're holding back because you're too mad to even think straight.
I watched Madame Web and my dog got a concussion from me yelling at the TV.
My cousin tried to explain it to me, and I threw a shoe at him.
I went from calm to screaming in 2 minutes, and I still had time to text my mom.
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The kind of movie that makes you want to die, burn the theater down, and then go to the afterlife and tell your ghost friends it was worth it.
I watched it and cried like a baby, but I still didn’t get why it was so bad.
I told my friend it was worse than a root canal, and he believed me.
I watched it once, and I took a vacation to avoid thinking about it.
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A movie that was clearly made by people who hated each other, hated movies, and had no idea what they were doing.
I watched it and my brain died from confusion.
My brother said it was like watching paint dry, but with more drama.
I watched it and I had to eat a whole pizza just to survive.
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