madame tussauds dummy

I saw Madame Tussauds dummy talking to a tourist like she was in charge.

That dummy tried to give me a lecture on royalty. I laughed so hard I cried.

The dummy said she was going to sue me for not respecting her. I didn’t even know she had a lawyer.

That dummy gave me a look like I had insulted her entire family.

The dummy tried to boss me around. I told her she was just a dummy.

I asked her if she was real, and she said, ‘I’m more real than you’ll ever be.’

The dummy screamed at me for not bowing to her. I didn’t even know she wanted a bow.

That dummy yelled at a kid for touching her nose. What was that even about?

I saw the dummy yell at a pigeon for not giving her a compliment.