Madame Setter

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A tiny, weird creature from Ethiopia that stands about 5'1" tall and eats bacon and cheddar chips like they’re going out of style. She’s more fun than a punch to the face, but don’t mess with her.
I saw a Madame Setter chomping on chips in the forest. She looked like she was planning a war.
That Madame Setter just laughed in my face. I didn’t even do anything.
She was eating chips and staring at me like I was the last potato in the world.
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This creature is tiny, but she’ll knock your knees out if you annoy her. She’ll either punch you or punch you while giggling like a lunatic.
She attacked me for no reason. I was just walking by.
I tried to talk to her, and she laughed and punched me. Classic.
She came out of nowhere and hit my knees like I owed her money.
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Don’t get near her if you’re tall, named Todd, wearing a soldier suit, or acting like a hyper kid. She’ll think you’re a threat and will not be happy.
Todd tried to say hi. She punched him for being named Todd.
I wore my army uniform and she kicked my ass. Don’t ever do that.
I was hyper and she looked at me like I was a kid who broke her favorite chip.
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